Jaws and Kitchen Photography

Hooper:  “Come on, Martin! Martin, move, move, move!”

Chief Brody: “I’m not going out there!”

Hooper: “Beyond the edge of the barrels! Go to the end of the barrels! Further out!”

Brody: “What?”

Hooper: “Further out!”

Brody: “Why?”

Hooper: “Go further out!”

Brody: “What for?”

Hooper: “Would you go to the end of the pulpit, please?”

Brody: “What?”

Hooper: “Would you please go to the end of the pulpit?”

Martin: “What for?”

Hooper: “I need something in the foreground to give it some scale!”

Martin: “Foreground my ass!”

Good news … the owner who never departed the kitchen now is helping give the whole thing some scale. The bad news … neither owner now agent had the common sense to say “kitchen my ass” and take the picture at a different moment.

Photo courtesy of Arizona Regional MLS

Jonathan Dalton

Jonathan Dalton is a 40-plus-year resident of the Valley and has been helping folks buy and sell homes since 2004. He can be reached at 602-502-9693 or info at allphoenixrealestate.com.

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